THE FINE ART OF PROSELYTIZATION

My God rocks.
Your god sucks.
My God crows.
Your god clucks
So get hip.
You convert.
Do what my God says
and no one gets hurt.

Your good book
is a good, good book.
But my good book
is the real good book.
Don’t forget
what you’ve learned.
Pick the wrong one
and you're gonna get burned.

I believe. I believe.
I just want a chance to show you the light.
I believe, you’ll believe.
I just need a chance to
hammer, hammer, hammer
into the night.

Religious right.
Religious wrong.
Diff’rent folks.
Same old song.
Free your mind.
Save your soul.
Do just what you want
long as it’s what you’re told

Words and Music by JJ Jenkins and George Petersen
© 2003 JENPET Music International (ASCAP)